Awarded By CHUCK NORRIS

I have hardly been blogging and have already received the Chuck Norris award. ;) Now,who on earth will not accept such a prestigious award from The man who is faster than light. I would better take it than get round-housely kicked on my head through the wall.



Now for people who haven't yet realized of what or whom i am talking about,you better know understand the power of this 'gentleman' can explode just about anything with his stare.So all you folks better accept these universal facts and not let your screen burst.

Some deadly facts about Chuck Norris:

• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold,so he turned the sun up.
  

• Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

• To be or not to be? Thats the question. The answer is? Chuck Norris.

• Staring at Chuck Norris for an extended period of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness,and possibly foot size bruises on the face.

• When you say,'No one is perfect', Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.

• The original title of Alien vs Predators is Alien and predators vs Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.

• Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every dead man there is Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris does not play God. Playing is only for children.

• Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever

For more facts to make yourself aware of the almighty 'chuck' this is one good site.